Sunday October 8, 2000

Al Gore is Filthy Al Gore appeared on MTV's "Choose or Lose," and the big news was that he wears boxers ... and briefs ... at the same time, because he's filthy! -The Daily Show Indecision 2000  Rocky Mountain Testicle Festival Call it Woodstock West, debauchery at its finest, a Big Sky bacchanalia. But the 15,000 people who flocked to the annual Testicle Festival in Montana this September knew it best as a place to have a, well, ball. (this is no Bull) - Fox News
Al Gore thinks he is GOD As many of you know by now, Vice President Al Gore has been criticized lately for making a number of statements that, well, just aren't true. From his now famous boast that, ``I took the initiative in creating the Internet,'' to more recent questions about the REAL cost of his mother-in-law's prescriptions, Mr. Gore has "misspoken" quite a bit lately, as his press secretary likes to put it. Want a few more examples?	Montana Laws Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (Repealed) It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style. (Repealed) In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime. It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
True or False? In September, Robert Salzberg finished a strong second (26 percent) in the Democratic primary for a U.S. House seat from Sarasota, Fla., despite revealing that he would soon plead insanity (that a robot was attacking him) to a charge that he beat up a police lieutenant inside a station house in March. In Maryland, the estranged wife of U.S. Rep. Albert Wynn (husband and wife are black) is contributing a political telephone ad for his opponent, charging that Wynn "does not respect black women (because) he left me for a white woman." And Lanett, Ala., city councilman Barry Waites was defeated in August, largely through the effort of candidate Rod Spraggins, who finished fourth but whose only issue was to accuse Waites of murdering his own wife two years earlier (but Waites was never charged).	Cities of Montana Excelsior Springs Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.  Helena No item may be thrown across a street. Salisbury Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground. Whitehall It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

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